"No, I don't thank you for the fish at all" (notindetroit)
05/31/2016 at 01:33 • Filed to: None
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"No, I don't thank you for the fish at all" (notindetroit)
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Let’s say there’s a bunch of aliens that come down and it turns out the reason why they want to visit us is because they’re enamored with some pop star or celebrity. Who would that pop star/celeb be, and why would aliens fall in love with them?
Sam
> No, I don't thank you for the fish at all
05/31/2016 at 01:39 |
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Hm.... Adhering to the laws of light speed (yeah, I went there), if they were in our own Solar system, it would likely be a star from quite a while ago. Maybe Marilyn Monroe?
Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch
> No, I don't thank you for the fish at all
05/31/2016 at 01:41 |
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Emma Watson, because human perfection...
This is probably gonna get weird in a hurry
Berang
> No, I don't thank you for the fish at all
05/31/2016 at 01:51 |
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Well, we know aliens love buttholes. So Sean Penn? Donald Trump?
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Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch
> Sam
05/31/2016 at 01:53 |
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Our own solar system would be within a year of the present day. They’d have to be from Alpha Centauri or further to get that amount of time.
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Sam
> Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch
05/31/2016 at 02:17 |
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Ah, good point. I was not thinking.
TheHondaBro
> No, I don't thank you for the fish at all
05/31/2016 at 02:23 |
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Lady Gaga.
Wagon, semi manual, not brown, turbo because volvo
> No, I don't thank you for the fish at all
05/31/2016 at 04:08 |
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Gilbert Gottfried because of his soothing melodious voice and generally pleasing visage. These are aliens after all.
BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires
> No, I don't thank you for the fish at all
05/31/2016 at 06:06 |
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Bowie. They're looking for their long-lost son.
66671 - 200 [METRIC] my dash
> Sam
05/31/2016 at 08:08 |
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What if they teleport/use a wormhole and have access to our Internet?
RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
> No, I don't thank you for the fish at all
05/31/2016 at 08:32 |
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Gary Busey, because they really, really liked The Buddy Holly Story and Lethal Weapon only cemented it for them. It would be Gary Oldman, but aliens don’t get subtleties in human performance.
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Sam
> 66671 - 200 [METRIC] my dash
05/31/2016 at 09:12 |
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Even the Internet is limited to the speed of light (see: fibre optic network cable). Teleporting/using a wormhole could happen, but as of right now, we don’t have any evidence that it’s possible (though we also don’t have evidence that it isn’t possible).
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66671 - 200 [METRIC] my dash
> Sam
05/31/2016 at 09:31 |
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Ah, my mistake on the internet part, but I think there’s a whole lot of shit we don’t know, like dark matter and things like that.